About

Proprietor: Lord Graeme Tomkins Clockface Caravan Park (that's my full title, I got it for my Birthday !)

but you can call me Big G.

Please report to Customer Services on arrival, or if you have any queries, pop along my door is always open (because it's fell off)

It's easy to find us, just follow the map

Our Service to You

Pub Crawls in a tee-shirt

Pub Crawls in a coat

Not a chance

That depends on your take on comfort

It's a fair hike up to The Dream

The local odours

We even have an on-site Defiblilator, powered by Duracell batteries no less. No messing round with us !!

There's even a First Aid box knocking around somewhere, but not sure what's left in it

Telephone: It's been cut off, not paid the bill yet

Address: Clock Face, St Helens